Motorized Barstool, part deux

So, remember back a couple of weeks ago... that story about "Chalice"? The lady who got a DWI ticket for taking a riding mower on a beer run? What could make that story better? What if I said I just found out that she drove all the way to the deli on the riding mower and the lawn mower was ENGAGED the whole time... you know, blade spinning, chopping stuff up, gravel and rocks and trash flying everywhere? What if I told you she walked into the deli completely covered in dust from said spinning mower blade? What if I told you she walked up to the counter, ordered two packs of cigarettes and when asked for payment, she slammed a big jar full of pocket change on the counter and said "Count it yourself!"?


Wow... you're a tough crowd.

Okay... what if I told you that while the cashier was staring slack jawed at the jar full of change she had just stuck him with, "Chalice" turned around, grabbed a 24-pack of The King Of Beers, bolted out of the store, fired up the riding mower and peeled out of there like some japanese game show version of the Dukes Of Hazzard?


the above pin, "Dude, You Blew his Mind", is available here


  1. You just know they are going to make this whole scenario into an event on Minute To Win It.

    Let the games begin!

    - Buzzy


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